Monday, December 7, 2009
The Pavilion Hotel
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Les We Forget
Friday, September 25, 2009
The Argyle
“Where have you been tonight buddy?” by Goose
So for our latest adventure, Maverick and I decided to hit up Sydney’s The Argyle, a somewhat classier establishment located at The Rocks, in Sydney. I wouldn’t say that The Argyle was a traditional bar and certainly not a club, it is somewhat in between, which can make for a more relaxing night. Throughout my review of the joint, I will cover some key area’s which will be of use to anyone who wishes to have a look see.
The following areas that I will cover are:
· Location
· Price
· Facilities
· Staff
· Ratio and Etiquette
Location:
As mentioned earlier, The Argyle is located in Sydney’s Rocks area. Generally this is a nicer area to dine and put down a couple brews. I like to think of The Rocks as a yuppies area, and The Argyle is no different. The Argyle’s website (http://www.theargylerocks.com/) provides customers with the exact address, as well as a map of the area and location. In my opinion this is a great service, as not everyone knows where Argyle Street is. This makes The Argyle an easy venue to locate.
Price:
As mentioned earlier, The Rocks is a yuppie area, so expect to pay through your teeth for drinks and food. That being said, I was not upset by the price that they ask for food and drink. For starters there is no entry fee, which for this particular type of venue, there shouldn’t be, a massive plus. For a bowl of chips they are charging $9 for a Wagyu Beef Burger $18. Drinks however, are a different story. Clearly this is where The Argyle makes its money. The Argyle is a beer and wine joint. Pricing for beer and wine is standard to any other establishment around. However, spirits and cocktails, I find you will pay a little too much for. I was drinking Vodka and Coke all night, which was near $10 per drink. I expect to pay that much for a Vodka and Red Bull, not watered down tap Coke. As you can imagine, a standard cocktail was nearing the $20 mark. This is a little bit of a letdown in my eyes, as I don’t drink beer or wine. However the drinks are nice, if you can afford that type of price, then The Argyle is worth the money.
Facilities:
Ok, so here is what I really like about The Argyle, the facilities are some of the best that I have seen to date. Four bars, two bathrooms, a dance floor and plenty of seating. What more could you ask for? Cleanliness if you ask me. Well, the bars are to be expected, a little sticky in parts due to people spilling their drinks; however glasses are clean (thumbs up). The bathrooms are clean; I noticed throughout my time there, someone had a spew in one of the bathrooms. Before I had even left, the staff had cleaned it up. Also adding to the experience is that the tables and floor (even the dance floor) are clean. You don’t stick to them. Sticky floor and tables is something that I personally can’t stand, where The Argyle doesn’t have that problem, the staff clean up.
Staff:
As you can already guess, I am impressed by the staff that works at this joint. All accept a few. The bar staff are all friendly and quick to serve, as well as very professional. So I give them two thumbs up as they made the experience even more enjoyable. The only let down was the door man, who almost ruined the night for me. So Maverick and I arrive nearing 9 o’clock and for reasons known only to the doormen, he didn’t want to let me in. After having my ID checked not once but three times and asked “where were you before here?” Before being let in, makes me question the type of people they want in this joint, as I am not a very yuppie person, more typical Aussie, board shorts and a wife beater for me. Thankfully I got in, and was able to put that behind me.
Ratio and Etiquette:
Ok, so the ratio of guys to gals isn’t the best. I would say for every four guys, there are two girls. The dress standard was a bit of a mystery to me. For girls it seemed that prom style dress was the way to go (guys, this means the girls look great) for guys however, it seemed like you only needed to look clean and stylish. Maverick got was wearing jeans and a t-shirt and I was questioned in jeans and a button up shirt, go figure. My tips for the lads out there is to be stylish. Girls, as always it doesn’t really matter, I think you would be let in naked if you tried.
One thing I found very surprising was that the people seemed to be very polite and the girls approachable. I didn’t see any trouble the whole night, which is a change from the usual spot I go to week in and out. If you are after a friendly night out, I would recommend this joint to anyone. It seems the doorman is able to keep the Riff Raff out.
The Bottom Line:
If I had to give The Argyle a star rating, I would say 3 and a half stars out of five. The main reason for this is the price of drinks and the real lack of anything to do, except dance on a small floor and talk. That being said, I would recommend to anyone, that they give The Argyle at least two nights to see if they appreciate its charm. In the end, the night is what you make it; a good venue can only help. If people ask about my night, I simply say that I enjoyed my night, met lots of Americans and drunk my fair share of Vodka, danced like a tool and walked away with a big smile on my face. The night was eventful enough, without any real hiccup and I believe a good night all round.
Yes I will visit The Argyle again someday.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Taking Fire
Taking Fire…
“To the left to the left” I shouted as the enemy advanced, trying as hard as they could to flank us. Me and two others, held our position, providing covering fire to the rest of the team. Eventually eliminating the enemy and halting their advance.
Saturday the 8th of March 2009. A weekend to be remembered. Full of fun, excitement, action and heroics. What have Maverick and I been up to this time? A day of paintball what else? Heartbreak Ridge in Blacktown was the location. A day of paintball is a team activity that anyone between the ages of 16 and 100 could enjoy.
I must say, if you only go out once in a while, paintball is defiantly the answer for you. Male or female, anyone can enjoy it if they relax, put the fear of being shot by a ball of paint travelling at “300 feet per second” behind them and get stuck into the game.
A 7:30am start is a little bit of a bummer, but for half a day of shooting your mates, running, yelling and having a good time; it is worth getting out of bed for I assure you. Cost? Well if you are like me, the cost of paint ball is about the same as the cost of a night on the turps. I would recommend spending around $200 for the day, which buys you ammo, food, equipment and hires the course. Group size to go with? As many people as you possibly can. The more people you know, the better.
It really is hard to fault a day of paintball. I guess it is a little disappointing if you’re on the loosing team all day, but that doesn’t mean that you won’t have fun. Just because you play with a few randoms doesn’t hinder the experience. As a matter of a fact, I would rate a day of paintball over any club that I have ever been to.
The experience, memories and photo’s that you get from the day, a far better than any that I have ever received from a club. I guess, instead of waking up in the morning with a hangover and a case of god knows what happened or what the hell is that, even who are you? You wake up with some bruises and welts that you show off to anyone and everyone that will listen, but at least you remember everything and have a good story to tell.
What more could I say? Probably not a lot, it is after all Monday and I am still loving the day that I had. If I had anything left to say it would be this, get some friends, make a day, save some money, go have fun killing each other.
Paintball is defiantly a 4/5 day, only thing that bring it down is the layout, out in the middle of nowhere, isn’t as pretty as a club on Darling Harbor.
By 'Goose'
Armageddon
I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning. At least that’s what I was thinking as I proceeded up the right flank in a commando style crawl. Not thinking, that at any time I could be utterly unloaded upon by a fellow rival and an UZI style upgraded gun.
By ‘Maverick’
Yawn, it was 6:29 am on a Sunday morning and I was feeling pretty good about sleeping in for a few more hours. That’s when the clock ticked over to 6:30 and my Kurt Angled theme song decided it was time to get up. What you ask could possibly wake me up so early on a Sunday Morning? Paintball!!
So what is paintball? An easy way to think of it would be to think of a boot camp obstacle course where you have to get from A to B before your opponent. Only this course, you get to shoot the living daylights out of your opponent whilst doing so.
The Location was Heartbreak Ridge in
At this point we have been put into teams and are heading out onto the battlefield for our first round. I shoot my gun at a target simply to see if my gun works. I suggest not wasting bullets people, not only are they fairly limited for a long day, let me put it into perspective for those people who decided to unload 30 bullets into that poor defenseless teddy bear. The standard pack costs $70 for 400 rounds equating to 18 cents per bullet. So congrats go out to the tool that wasted $5.25 in 2 seconds shooting a stuffed animal.
The whistle is blown and the adrenaline kicks in. I sprint to the first barricade that I see and decide to stay put for a little while. Watching a few fellow teammates get mowed down I think I made the right choice. How manly I felt when the girl next to me made a break for it only to be shot down and I smile as she limps of the field. I decided to run back to our home base and check out the surroundings, bored at the thought of sitting there I decided a Commando moment was in store. Noticing all my Teammates had gone up the left I decided it was only natural to go right. In my defining moment of the day I went from barricade to barricade destroying all aptly named “American Forces” that were blindly shooting the opposite way at my team mates, all for the “Communist Regime”. At one point I ran straight past the enemy who didn’t even see me, it wasn’t until a minute later when I put my head down I noticed he was but 5 meters from me in clear view, oblivious to my existence. Three bullets later he was calling out “Hit”. The whistle blew and we were announced winners thanks to my efforts in taking out the enemy behind their lines. As you might be able to tell, I was enjoying myself immensely. I will have you know, that was the first and only game of eight we managed to win. Hooray for Democracy, god bless
All in all, the variety of games we played was quite enjoyable. Each ones having its own pros and cons. I was left with many bruises at the end of the Free for All after being the target of direct Machine Gun fire. The best way to describe the pain would be a big nipple cripple. It’s all in good fun; the battle scars are part of the experience and let you tell the story for weeks to come. Lunch time rolled around and I scoffed down an Entire “Complimentary” Pizza. Not only did I pay over $100 for the day making the point of a free Pizza to be that of a moot one, the notion of providing 95 free Pizzas is probably not good for business profit. So im going to go out on a limb and say that was a little white lie on their behalf. Compliments of the players who left early to the referees is probably what he meant, as I swear I saw him having a piece of Pizza not 5 minutes later.
Besides that tiny little blemish, which to be honest was me looking for something to fault the day. It was a very enjoyable. Although we were there on perhaps a great day weather wise. I was boiling hot and it wasn’t even hot, I don’t think I would have liked it in +30 degree weather. Enjoyment factor was high, replay ability for sure, all be it rather far apart. I give this place a 3.5 out of 5
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Smells Like Teen Spirit: In the Summer Time
By ‘Goose’
So on Saturday the 7th of February, our mission kicked off with a bang. Maverick and I decided our first stop would be an establishment that has a solid reputation with
My first impression of the place was a good one, we didn’t wait in line to get in, a lot of young people, the floor was clean and the view was spectacular. First stop was the bar, pricing was as expected, $20 for two vodka and Red bulls, not a bad price, only problem was, we ordered one vodka and one Pure Blonde, but that’s ok, the bartender was amazingly attractive, funny thing was, they all were. Points there, I bet they get good tips.
The crowed was probably between 19 and 25 with a few Hens nights in the works. Ratio of guys to gals was probably around 50/50 which isn’t great, as a single male you want it to be 60/40 at least. For men, dress code was jeans and a t-shirt and could get away with shorts if need be. Women, the trend seemed to be dress…. This is always a good thing. The people all seemed friendly and in good spirits, no trouble or wankers about which for me adds to the scale. Lads, the women there were mostly very attractive and friendly. It was seemingly easy for me to get some type of “in” with a lot of the women, a simple smile worked wonders. Ladies, the men seemed to be very clean and not pushy with anything. Perhaps this is a great pick up spot, or maybe just a couples spot.
Music confused me a little. The dj couldn’t decide on old school, new age and even the style of music played. We heard a bit of everything, except I did notice the lack of trance and electro, so drugs aren’t essential if you are there. The added extra of a screen with the music film clips is a great idea and really did help give the joint character.
Cleanliness was amazing. I don’t think that I have ever been to a club where I didn’t feel like I was sticking to the floor. I give them top marks for that achievement right there.
Overall, I give the place four stars out of a possible five. To me it was hard to fault the place. Everything about it was done well and pulled off. If I had to fault the place, layout wasn’t great. In the winter months it would be hard to get a seat inside, which would hurt. Will I go back? Anytime.
Gin and Juice: Mind on My Money
By ‘Maverick’
And on the 7th day god rested. He ordered a beer and proceeded to get a Red bull and Vodka, was promptly overcharged and told to move away from the bar. So much for gratitude I guess.
Let’s set the scene shall we.
We arrived to the Glassy at around about 10:30pm. Were quickly ushered to the line where a burly man with his chest hairs pointed in my face carded us. I gave him the appropriate “Thanks mate” as I walked through the non apparent doors into what seemed like a beer garden that had been set on fire. Being a non smoker I decided this was not the place for me and quickly ran inside only to be confronted by a blistering wall of sweaty people dancing all over the place. Before I go any further a quick thumbs up is in order to the Blonde girl who danced as if she was trying to make the top 10 in “So you think you can dance”. Overall, the amount of people in the pub/bar was simply impressive. Thumbs up.
The next logical step was to of course head toward the bar. Being Mr Deso Dave my first choice was that of an Alcoholic beverage. (Genius I know) I ordered a Pure Blonde and received a Red bull with Vodka. Here’s a tip, have some brews before you go, lie to the bouncer, and you might just save yourself a mint. For some reason management seem to believe that the Glasshouse is the new Trademark Hotel. The only thing the bar had going for it was the obvious Ralph Model bikini model contestants serving the drinks (This explains the wrong order at least. You go girl).
Thumb ‘Sideways’
The people seemed to be rather friendly and it was obviously a rather laid back environment as Shorts were not only accepted but they were encouraged. As the temperature rose by about 20 degrees upon going inside. There were various hens nights going on around us and I was asked if I had any Condoms. Not knowing what she wanted from me I replied that ‘condoms were for sailors’. She took a sip from her penis shaped straw, rolled her eyes and went on about her business. The dance floor was where all the fun was to be had; Goose did his natural chicken like mating ritual dance that seemed to work as the night went on and was propositioned by many young horny ladies.
Thumbs up
The venue was nice, the music loud and the booze was flowing like water. It all melded together nicely. There was actually a nightclub within the bar itself. We opted not to check it out as the detailed journalists we long to be as too much fun was being had downstairs. Not to mention many people I had seen pay their money to go inside the nightclub portion ended up back down anyway. Good choice I say.
Thumbs up.
So to say that I had an enjoyable night would be a good indication of the quality of The Glasshouse. I was neither getting drunk, nor was in any special mood. It was a plain old Saturday night and I left feeling happy I had gone down. Overall I will give The Glasshouse a 3 ¾ Stars out of 5.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Gin and Juice: And So it Begins!
Every 3 weeks, two young men in their 20’s embark on a mission to seek out the crème de la crème of the very best that
First let me give a brief yet very informative non bias view of myself in the flesh before we get started. I am 6 ft tall, short brown hair with the style sense of an old man and a Cane. In no way do I possess what would be deemed special powers that may or may not give me an edge in whatever encounters I and my associate may have on our excellent adventure. Nor am I what you might call an extremely outgoing person. I am what some may refer to as a Normie. Now if only my name was Norman
Let’s get down to the Nitty Gritty. The purpose of this Quest is to explore
The aim is, after enough places have been scoured, drinks been bought, words thrown and hopefully good times had there will be a lesson learned. Either that or a whole lot of wasted time and ultimately money. Then again why the hell else do I work 44 hours a week if not to throw my money around however I see fit.
Smells Like Teen Spirit
By 'Goose'
Well, how to explain this little escapade? Simple I guess, I am young and I want to enjoy my youth. I am sick to death of going to the same place week in and week out. It’s time for a change, time to see the big bad world, well parts of Sydney, but that doesn’t matter.
Who am i? I am me. No more no less. What do I look like? About 6ft, blond hair and blue eyes. Am I sexy? I like to think so, doesn’t make it so. Do I care what you think? Not in the slightest. Being 20 years young, I think I’m entitled to be a little arrogant or cocky, smart or dumb, drunk or sober, stoned or alive; it’s my life, my choice.
What am I setting out to achieve? Well me and my counterpart just want to explore. I want to meet new people, see new places do all of that. I hope that through our adventures I see a different side to people each and every time, maybe even get to know some a little better. Hell, maybe I’ll even dance a little. I plan on rating the goods and the bad of everywhere we attend from the perception of a young single male who is out on the town.
The new year, promises to be a good one. Is there a social life in Sydney? I am prepared to find out, all the dirty little stingy places where you just don’t even want to walk into, and then when I’m done there, all the posh places that I probably won’t be able to get into without paying my due. One thing is for sure I am looking forward to this. It has been long awaited and well deserved.